if this is true it’s hilarious

if this is true it’s hilarious

i have blister how do i make blister leave be gone blister

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

meladoodle:

officialunitedstates:

you lost me at superwh

Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

drawingguitarist:

SELL ALL YOUR JONTRON STOCKS IT IS CRASHING FAST

NEIL CICIEREGA STOCKS HAVE BEEN RISING SINCE MOUTH SOUNDS, EXPECTED INCREASE, BUY BUY BUY

NICKI MINAJ PLATEAU IN PEAK, GOOD TIME TO SELL PART STOCKS

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puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

(Source: sandandglass)

Doctor Who 8x01 Deep Breath

(Source: memewhore)

pssst……    illuminati

Okay, so the cinema/burger guy from that one episode of Black Books was in the series opener of Doctor Who, and Tyres from Spaced is in the next episode.
Are they just getting actors from all my favourite shows now?

afixwithsontarans:

[kills a man]

[looks into camera like in the office]