reblog if you’re a fan of hydration
When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
not flushing public toilets should be a felony
captain underpants is better than every john green book
people who are anti-slang are literally the 21st century equivalent of people who refuse to use contractions
all the dudes in my year level are in their eminem phase it’s obnoxious and annoying and needs to end